Skeptical Thoughts

Good luck finding that imaginary person. (Pic Source: Tumblr.) What's up folks! Well, hope you're enjoying this blissful season of rains. Yeah, me too. Water logged roads, floating feces, potholes deeper than your psychological quotes, disrupted local trains, traffic jams! Damn! Such a beautiful weather! Meanwhile, New Horizons recently had a Pluto fly by!  Yaar, log Pluto ki photo kheech kar le aate hai, aur hamein yahaan PAN card ke liye passport photo kichwaane photo studio jaane nhi hota. People also spotted a heart shaped spot on it. The desperation to relate anything to love! Picture on left: How some people see Pluto. Picture on right: How I see 'Pluto' (Pic Credits : Google Images) So much has been going on in the world of space exploration recently. Reportedly Stephen Hawking is about to work on a $100mn project with this Russian billionaire Yuri Milner, to search for extraterrestrial life. Well, considering the guy's godmode intellectu...

Customary quote by some random great person to begin the article . As usual, it's Kurt Cobain. (PIC CREDITS: http://www.quotescover.com/wp-content/uploads/Wanting-to-be-someone-else__quotes-by-Kurt-Cobain-54.png) What's up folks? I hope you're enjoying your vacations! Yeah, me too. Most of my friends are currently partying in Goa! Although my idea of a perfect vacation is limited to staying at home and lying on my couch 24*7, thinking about life, universe, profound philosophy, tweeting lame jokes and wondering whether or not I'll get laid in future. So, now they've banned Maggi. *cries* :'( Yes. Keep these MSG threats to yourself. The last time I was really scared of MSG was when Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh was acting in it. Okay. Jokes apart, lead is a slow poison and is definitely harmful if consumed in excess. The worst mistake Maggi committed was not printing a statutory warning, "Excessive consumption of Maggi can be injurious to healt...

GET OVER IIT'S, YOU FAGGOTS! IIN IS HERE! (Pic Credits: Google Images) What's up folks? Well, I'd been a bit busy these days, slogging my ass writing assignments and doing submissions for the so called 'internal marks'. Submissions are the most pathetic stage in an engineer's life. We've to literally 'submit' ourselves to the profs and faculty, so that they can screw us as they wish. And in return award us with good grades. (only if you're in their good books and have the ability to lick it well & clean!) I never gave a fuck about grades, so it doesn't really matter much to me. The other day I was surfing channels on my idiot box and just then these advertisements started to introspect my whole thinking process altogether. So, I decided why not write something on it. I never quite understood the logic behind some of the advertisements they display on the tube these days. For instance, the 'AXE Deodorant' advert. Like ...

*Disclaimer: This article contains abuses and views which might seem offensive. Stop reading it right away, if you're under 18 years of age. Also, if you get offended easily. Thank You.*  If you hate this guy, you better stop reading right away! (Pic Credits: Google Images.)   Hello Folks! What's up! By the way, Summers are here in Bombay! Yayy! The weather when you sweat profusely 24*7 and urine just simply evaporates from the bladder! Also, Sec66A has been scrapped! Woo hoo!! But beware. It doesn't mean that we can write whatever the crap we want to. My views on #Sec66A. Moving forward,this article is going to be an epic one and the longest one too. Longer than even Ashutosh Gowariker movies, as this awesome guy, Akash Barve (Nimrod) *That's the way I've saved his contact name. Huge Green Day fan!*, is collaborating with me! Yes. We guys are jobless to the core and have no life, so we keep writing stuff to make ourselves feel better. So ...

  FLATTERY: Lesson 1 ~ 'IF YOU WANT TO GET TO THE TOP,  PREPARE TO KISS A LOT OF THE BOTTOM.' India: In a move that surprised the whole nation, the government has decided to include 'Ass- Licking' as a part of the new school syllabus, which will be updated soon. This move was taken after Manoj Singh, a software analyst from Mumbai, filed a PIL on this issue.  Our correspondent Sunil, managed to stalk and catch up with Mr. Manoj Singh. Here's an excerpt from that exclusive interview. Manoj : *Tries to shoo away Sunil, our correspondent disguised as a beggar*  Go away..I don't have any money. Aagey badho, chhutta nhi hai.. Sunil : Sir, this is Sunil Yadav, I'm a news reporter. Can I have a few minutes of your time? Just a few questions and I'm done. Please Sir, please.. *pleads* Manoj : Whoa! Okay, but why are you dressed up as a beggar? Sunil: *Laughs* Sir, the thing is, I've to do a lot of stalking in my profession, ...

Hello folks! Its been quite long since I retired from blogging. Yes. Stop calling me a loser. The fact is, my involuntary retirement lasted more than Kejriwal's last stint as the CM of Delhi! I guess... well, things have changed way too quickly, as the guy has managed to become Delhi's CM again. Yeah. I do respect and admire his victory in Delhi Elections, but don't expect me to adulate him just for the sake of getting hits on my blog! It seems while I'd been away, there had been a massive outbreak of  'McBc' virus! And this time almost  1000's were affected by it! (In case you don't know what McBc virus is : McBc Virus Wikia. ) The thing is, it is a very contagious virus, and can spread easily, so stay alert and watch out for it. Don't get offended!  And, we beat Pakistan this time too! 6-0! Woohoo! The last time Pakistan beat India in a World Cup match, dinosaurs were alive and playing garba on this planet! (Yes, my one liners are just a...

*I was strolling with her, on a beach.. discussing random things, just then...* Me: "Your twinkling blue eyes, shining like stars in the skies. Your beautiful smile, gleaming like pearls of divine. As the moon is sinking beyond the shore, all I'm seeing is your face, glistening galore! It's not love. It's not lust. As my heart goes wandering for you, amidst stardust! Its much more than that. I'm sorry, but this poem is as crap as a mole rat!" *Deafening silence for a minute* Me: I love you! :) She: "Aww... That's the most interesting thing someone has said to me! I love you too! :)" We gazed deep into each others eyes, slowly condensing the distance among us... 3, 2, 1....Happy New Year!! Fireworks and cheers started to fade away in the background, as we were slowly getting lost in ourselves... And then, just when I was about to have the most beautiful phase of of life... *TTTTRRRRRIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG* The sound of my alarm c...