Skeptical Thoughts

Hello folks! Its been quite long since I retired from blogging. Yes. Stop calling me a loser. The fact is, my involuntary retirement lasted more than Kejriwal's last stint as the CM of Delhi! I guess... well, things have changed way too quickly, as the guy has managed to become Delhi's CM again. Yeah. I do respect and admire his victory in Delhi Elections, but don't expect me to adulate him just for the sake of getting hits on my blog! It seems while I'd been away, there had been a massive outbreak of  'McBc' virus! And this time almost  1000's were affected by it! (In case you don't know what McBc virus is : McBc Virus Wikia. ) The thing is, it is a very contagious virus, and can spread easily, so stay alert and watch out for it. Don't get offended!  And, we beat Pakistan this time too! 6-0! Woohoo! The last time Pakistan beat India in a World Cup match, dinosaurs were alive and playing garba on this planet! (Yes, my one liners are just a...

*I was strolling with her, on a beach.. discussing random things, just then...* Me: "Your twinkling blue eyes, shining like stars in the skies. Your beautiful smile, gleaming like pearls of divine. As the moon is sinking beyond the shore, all I'm seeing is your face, glistening galore! It's not love. It's not lust. As my heart goes wandering for you, amidst stardust! Its much more than that. I'm sorry, but this poem is as crap as a mole rat!" *Deafening silence for a minute* Me: I love you! :) She: "Aww... That's the most interesting thing someone has said to me! I love you too! :)" We gazed deep into each others eyes, slowly condensing the distance among us... 3, 2, 1....Happy New Year!! Fireworks and cheers started to fade away in the background, as we were slowly getting lost in ourselves... And then, just when I was about to have the most beautiful phase of of life... *TTTTRRRRRIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG* The sound of my alarm c...

Arnab nailing Honey Singh! (Pic Credits: Google Images) Arnab : Welcome to Frankly Speaking, I'm Arnab Goswami. Tonight my dear viewers, we have got on our show, the so called 'Coolest Rapper Of India'. Whose pathetic songs can be heard almost everywhere across India. The guy who's absurd enough to add something as silly as 'Yo Yo' as a prefix to his name. Yes. You guessed it right. Please welcome Mr.Yo Yo Honey Singh on the show. Arnab: Welcome to Frankly Speaking! Let me start this with a very basic question. So, Mr. Honey Singh. Why do you produce foolish songs? Honey Singh: (smiling sheepishly) Thank You Arnab for inviting me to this show. I.. Arnab: (interrupts) Wait. Please stop this. Stop showing this gratitude by thanking me. Don't you think that I'll go soft on you if you treat me with these social courtesies. You'll have to answer my straight questions tonight, there's no escaping. Keep that in your mind. You may ple...

Just the other day, I was watching Times Now and as usual Arnab was in super saiyyan mode, nailing some random politician for his absurd comment on rapes happening in India. Well. that's not surprising, Arnab does this feat almost everyday, but the surprising thing is, the shit some of these Indian politicians say. P.S : This guy's statements are not posted here, as it's mentally hazardous for the readers. Indian Politicians are well known worldwide, for their stupid comments on various things! Let's take a look at some of these classic statements! "I thought it was juice." ~ Murli Manohar Joshi. (Ex- HRD Minister, after he drank ferrous sulphate solution in a school science fair and later ended up in a hospital!) *facepalm* Now what can I say? He thought it was juice, so be it! :D “Boys and girls should be married by the time they turn 16, so that they do not stray… this will decrease the incidents of rape” ~ Sube Singh. (Khap Panchayat lead...

        Remember the times, when you used to sit in front of that old CRT Television set, back in your childhood, watching Cartoon Network! Pokemon, Swat Kats, Dexter's Laboratory, Scooby Dooby! Those good times! And suddenly your utopia is interrupted abruptly when Mom snatches the remote from you and tells you to go and study, while she can catch up with the latest crap happening on "Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi". Yeah. You might well remember that dumbass show which ran for nearly a decade, I guess.          I've some odd memories about that show, like there was this one episode in it when the lead protagonist of the show, named Tulsi, shoots her own son. Everything, almost everything, from she pulling the trigger, to the bullet releasing itself from the gun, to the bullet penetrating the guy's chest. Everything was in monochrome and slow motion kind of shit. The most funny part was, even after the bullet...

                                       "Long you live and high you'll fly. And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry. And all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be!" Tears rolled down my cheeks as I sat dumbstruck, gazing at my result sheet. I had flunked in nearly every subject and the doom of a year drop was looming across my dull future. Mindlessly, I went outside to get some fresh air. Just then the vibration of my phone startled my thoughts. It was Papa; probably calling to check on my result. I didn't have the guts to pick up the call and say that I've flunked badly and got myself a drop. With trembling hands, I silenced the call and then decided to go to the nearby medical store. By that time, I'd decided I'd end this misery once and for all. I went to the medical sho...

 Mumbai:  In a horrific incident near Andheri, Ashok Thakur, a man working in Vector Infotek, beat the shit out of an autowallah, for refusing to take him to his destination. Ashok Thakur beating up the autowallah. (Pic Credits: Google images)         One of our correspondent spoke to Mr. Ashok, who bursted out saying, "For 1 hour, I was waiting for an auto, that would take me to Adarsh Nagar. But these ignorant and impudent bastards refused me everytime. What am I a fool or something? Nearly 18 autos rejected me saying "Nahi Jaayega", testing my patience. But this sexist &@#$**#, he provoked me. He too refused me rudely, like the other autowallahs did. But what shocked me was, that he willingly accepted to take the lady standing next to me, to Adarsh Nagar. He was blushing like she had proposed him for marriage! That moment I lost my cool and shoved him out of his rickshaw. Douchebag. He deserved this. Who does he think he is!?"...