Skeptical Thoughts

Platform no. 9. Crowded as hell. No space for an ant to move. A young girl in her teens. Fair skin and lovely hair.  "Man! The trains are late today." "Seriously, what is wrong with these people?!" "Bitch! Stop moving! There's no place!" "Oh good lord, stop pushing me! I'll fall off the platform." "I swear, I'm never coming by train again." An announcement that the trains shall be even more late and the growing crowd. Breathing peacefully becomes an issue. Chaos all around. And, a text message. "I love you, beautiful. You're the best thing that has happened to me! You complete me. Thank you for being with me. I don't know what I'll do without you! You bring meaning to my life." Beauty had found solace amidst the mayhem.  Well, life can't always be fair, right? *booooom* A bomb blast. Beauty, solace and love were all short-lived.     {This is a guest post wr...

So its that time of the year again when football fans all over the globe are having probably the best time of their lives. Football, Booze, Pizza.... Its nearly a month long big bash party! Its also the time  when new football fans just come out of their cocoon to be a part of this huge carnival! Its difficult to classify these football maniacs, but I'll help you figure out the types of football fans, you might come across. So Lets Kick Off! 1.] The Genuine Football Fans. No one can forget this beautiful mosaic by some genuine Dortmund fans! This category includes people who're football fans just because they love the sport. They support a team only because they like their style of playing. They have a good sense of football tactics and gameplay. These are the people who enjoy and appreciate a good football game, and won't crib even if their team loses in that game! They don't like the sport just to seem cool or impress anyone. How To Spot Them : Well, there ...

People getting tested for the deadly McBc virus. India: The deadly Offendomania Fever(McBc Virus) , has gripped India recently with the toll of people infected rising upto a whooping 983647. A large number are people getting offended nowadays, reported our correspondents.             In the wake of the rise in number of McBc cases, the authorities have stepped up surveillance and measures to combat the massive spread of the disease. 4513 out of the 78463 samples sent to Bakchod Centre Of Virus Research, were confirmed to be badly affected by McBc.             Dr. Amar, the directorate of Bakchod Centre Of Virus Research told our reporters that McBc virus has much higher risk of causing severe anger, frustration and even violent behaviour in people that are infected with this virus. He said  "Its a serious matter of concern. This virus is spreading rapidly all ove...

  "He loved her madly. She suffered from Alzheimer's Disease. He wrote a love poem for her. She rolled a joint on it & smoked his love!"   "He loved her like the red rose in the orchid. She ignored him like the useless shrub growing near a gutter ( drainage system )" "He: Your eyes! They're prescient! Glistening through the welkin! Pernicious!   She: Your words! They're obscure! Causing a tumult in my vocabulary! Unctuous! " "She: I need some space! He: Okay! " *Ties her to a rocket and launches her in space* "She was the 'heartthrob' of the college ! He had a 'pacemaker' placed in his chest!" "He was a mathematical genius. She was 'tan 90' of beauty! He failed to crack her 'trigonometry'. Ultimately she fucked with his 'Logic'!" " She was the goddess of beauty. He was an atheist" *End Of The Story * "Love...

Students gathered near AAP office   Mumbai: As soon as the first semester results were declared by Mumbai University last week, a wave of mixed emotions gripped the engineering students . With the overall passing percentage as pathetic as 36%,its reported that more than 18000 students flunked in this exam. Which according to Mumbai University is 'normal'. A lot of students who failed in their exams have gone into depreession. Sightings of packets of 'goldflake' along with bottles of 'Imperial Blue' & 'Old Monk, on college terraces were reported by our correspondents. Most of the students claim this result to be an 'akhand chutiyapa' of  MU and are applying for revaluation, while most of them have gathered outside AAP. Meanwhile, the offices of AAP have started to flood with thousands of 'registration' forms everyday. To tackle this problem AAP has decided to issue an guideline/criterion brochure, to assure the ...

Slum created by Akash (Pic Courtesy: Nitin Photowala: 90324456668) Mumbai : Amidst all the recent surge of rising unemployment in India, the youth of India has now found various ways to cope with this problem. It seems Akash Engineerwala, a guy from Bandra has found a unique way to cope up with this so called issue of 'unemployment'. Yesterday Akash set up an illegal slum near his college with the help of his friends Ajay and Navin to get the benefits of 'Rajiv Awas Yojana' whose one of the primary objectives is t o improve and provide housing, basic civic infrastructure and social amenities in intervened slums. "I am very happy today. Finally I'll have a house of my own, under the 'Rajiv Awas Yojana'. I was already tired of taunts like "Nalayak, kya fayada hua engineering karke, na toh tujhe job hai, na hi tera khud ka ghar, zindagi vyarth hai teri' and how my engineering degree is a waste, from my close relatives. So I ...

Arnab : "As the 'Anti-Superstition' bill is on the verge of getting accepted in the parliament, it seems that the dark days for 'Babas' have started!*Smiles*. Tonight on Newshour, THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW, 'What will these so called 'Babas' and 'Dhongi Sadhus' do after the bill is brought into action?' Joining me tonight on Newshour are my panelists, Please welcome 'Baba Amjad Khan (Ajmer Wale)', Mr. Aasram, live from Jodhpur Central Jail. I wont' call him a Bapu now! Also joining me on the show are Mr. Nirmal Baba and Miss Radhe Ma. I welcome you all on The Newshour. Arnab : (Raising his voice deliberately) So my first question goes to Baba Amjad Khan. Mr. Amjad, what would you do once the bill is passed in the parliament? I've seen your posters in local trains claiming to offer solutions on any problem in the world right from 'Shaadi, Pyaar, Naukri' to 'Santaan Prapti' & 'Dhan Prap...