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Learn To Laugh

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(Pic Credits: azquotes.com) “Dude, that’s offensive! How can you laugh at it?” “How can you be so racist/sexist/misogynist/sadist/ *insert any insult* ?” “YOU PIECE OF SHIT. THAT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL, MOTHERFUCKER!” It’s 2016 and these sanctimonious morons still lose their shit over a joke. Ridiculous, isn’t it? Miss those good old days when jokes were just jokes and nothing else. You could just laugh your ass of at anything under the sun and no one would judge you. But today, everything’s different. Every joke nowadays is like a dildo. Some people pleasure themselves with it while others just wrap a barbed wire around it and shove them up their narrow minded ass. These indignant cunts are the worst of all beings. Their lives are already pathetic as they’ve forgotten how to laugh at jokes and now they think it’s cool to ruin jokes by taking offense. They’re the main reason why the world is such a sad place. Just because some self-righteou...

How To Save Your Planet

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[Disclaimer: Below article is to be taken with a pinch of salt and if possible, with a pinch of cyanide. All views expressed here are personal. The author suffers from mild dementia and this article won't be held responsible for any damage to your IQ. Readers are advised to proceed at their own risk.] What's up folks! Been ages since I last puked out crap here. Was busy disposing off dead bodies of people who were sending me Game Of Thrones spoilers. Now, that show is now really starting to get on my nerves. I'm just waiting for that episode where they'll finally introduce Hitler's character and he'll just put an end to this pandemonium, once and for all. I'd also love to see Frank and Claire Underwood fighting for that throne! Just imagine the sordid politics that would follow! Moving on, there has been a recent uproar in the world, regarding climate change and global warming. Too much talk about saving our planet for a better future. Maybe Leo...

Between Wits And Tits

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Hello. What's up folks! So, finally Leonardo DiCaprio won an oscar and broke the internet. Well, got to admire him for his dedication and perseverance. The lad took more than a decade to rise after being drowned by Rose's love, in Titanic. Anyway, he deserved it! (Pic Credits: quotefancy.com) Moving on, you might be wondering, "Did I just read 'tits'" Yes, you can judge me for the uncanny way in which I metaphorize my titles. But basically, the idea behind this is that it draws your attention and maybe some traffic as well! Anyway, choosing between beauty and brains is like choosing between David and Goliath or Adam and Eve. You just can't guess who's got the upper hand here. We live in a prejudiced society where people usually judge your by your external appearance. As they say, "First impression is the last impression" So, you better make it worthwhile! Unless you dress up as a clown, with a chainsaw in your hand and go homici...

Something In The Way!

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"I don't have the passion anymore. So remember, it's better to burn out that to fade away." There's a very fine line between genius and madness. And Kurt Cobain was that line. Anyway, I've been listening to 'Nirvana - MTV Unplugged in New York (1993)', since the past 3 hours or so.  So, let me take you along with me, through th e utopia of this legendary rock front man's unfortunately short but specta cular life! No one would've thought that this 20 something guy from Aberdeen would go on t o take the world of rock music, by a sto rm ! He w as basically the John Lennon of 90's . Termed as the spokesman of a generation! H is disturbed childhood and the resulting an ger within , was exquisitely expressed through N irvana's beautiful grungy music and Kurt 's cl ean raspy vocals . H is unconventional yet witty ideolog ies had the power to ratt l e your perception , right to the core! The guy who taught us that ...